Candy jokes and puns can be enjoyable for all ages and can help to bring a bit of joy and fun into people’s lives as well a good way to lighten the mood. Check out our list of friendly and funny candy jokes and puns to share with your spouse, kids, or friends!

Best Candy Jokes and Puns of 2022

Why was the German boy sad when his sister ran away with his 3-Musketeers Candy Bar??
“Because he was Far-from-nougat!”

What is a Sith Lord’s Favorite Candy?
“Dark Side chocolate”

What type of candy is always late?
“A choco-late”

While I was buying some candy the other day, I told the employees a joke?
“Got some snickers.”

What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite candy?
“Jolly ranchers”

What’s a Mortician’s favorite candy?
“Hearse-y Bar”

What is a comedian’s favorite candy?
“Snickers.”

What kind of candy do they have in the Middle East?
“Chewish ones.”

What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?

What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?

What type of candy is never on time?

More Candy Puns

You’re the apple of my pie.
I’m a sucker for you.
You’re the cherry on top of my sundae.
I’m tickled pink to be with you.
You’re the cream to my cookie.
I’m nuts about you.
You’re the sugar in my tea.
I’m a gumdrop for you.
You’re the icing on my cake.
You’re the sweetest thing I’ve ever tasted.